Over the years, Enrique's discussed his equipment in both a critical and complimentary light — more often the critical end of the phallic stick, though. Below, a complete compilation of his quotes on the matter, and by the end you just won't know what to think because 1) it's confusing and 2) you're hot and bothered.
E! Online, 2011. : Also, here's one visual metaphor, from Enrique's raunchy "Sad Eyes" music video. Yes, it's a lady performing enthusiastically on Enrique's stripper pole peen:
So who knows what to think at this point!